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I am having a peculiar love affair with this console table. I can’t remember the last time I felt lust like this. And the last time I thought about an ostrich this much was, well let’s save that story for band camp shall we?

(joke)

It comes in black:

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You can get it (for about £500 less) without the lamp:

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In fact, all sorts of animal arse options are available to you:

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Or even a whole horse for those with the sort of houses that could only be improved by the addition of a giant behoofed mammal.

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These are all from ibride, and I am now kind of obsessed with their weird and wonderful website. I originally saw the table on Out There Interiors, where I bought my coffee table for my new flat (alas not an ostrich), and I am obsessed with everything on that website too!

If only these were cheap novelty items then I would be the proud lover owner of the Diva Lucia (it’s even named after one of my best friends, this has to be a sign!), but at £895 a pop, I think I may have to exercise my iffy self restraint.

Boo 😦

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Happy Hump Day!

(Ooh…humps…..maybe I could find a table shaped like a camel…?)

Love,

The Styletterie