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I am having a peculiar love affair with this console table. I can’t remember the last time I felt lust like this. And the last time I thought about an ostrich this much was, well let’s save that story for band camp shall we?

(joke)

It comes in black:

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You can get it (for about £500 less) without the lamp:

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In fact, all sorts of animal arse options are available to you:

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Or even a whole horse for those with the sort of houses that could only be improved by the addition of a giant behoofed mammal.

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These are all from ibride, and I am now kind of obsessed with their weird and wonderful website. I originally saw the table on Out There Interiors, where I bought my coffee table for my new flat (alas not an ostrich), and I am obsessed with everything on that website too!

If only these were cheap novelty items then I would be the proud lover owner of the Diva Lucia (it’s even named after one of my best friends, this has to be a sign!), but at £895 a pop, I think I may have to exercise my iffy self restraint.

Boo 😦

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Happy Hump Day!

(Ooh…humps…..maybe I could find a table shaped like a camel…?)

Love,

The Styletterie

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I wore this top to go to the park with my boyfriend last Saturday. It never hurts to remind him that I have options… 😉

Have a great weekend everyone!

Love,

The Styletterie

(T-shirt and necklace both from Primark.)

photo 1 (35) Hehehe, this is the card I bought my sister for Christmas… It cracks me up every time so I thought I’d share! Cards I also bought these (all 3 cards are from Paperchase) and then decided they were too pretty to give away and have kept them as decorations in my room!

Merry Christmas one and all! I hope it’s a wonderful one!! 😀

Love,

The Styletterie x

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Umm, how cute is my new phone case?!

It was £15 from Skinny Dip London. I wanted all their cases actually but couldn’t resist this one! I love that it’s a cheeky rip-off of Moschino, but without being a copy or the real deal, which has been slightly overdone by now. Plus, I love that I can always rely on the high street to steal the good ideas from high fashion and then make them better by adding an awesome slogan!

(And selling them for way less too, obviously!)

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Of course, the sad thing about getting my old phone stolen (other than the actual fact of it being stolen, and losing all my Lisbon photos, which I was very sad about indeed) is that, when I got my new phone, I upgraded, and none of my cool cases fit my new one!

The one it was wearing when it was heartlessly abducted was one my sister had had especially made for me, with an in-joke on it that always made me smile. 😦

But here, for one last hurrah, before they get tossed out (or, as is more likely, take up space in a dusty corner of my room forever, never to be used again but hoarded because I have emotional issues with throwing things out) are the rest of my previous cases:

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I bought the Mark Francis one (Made in Chelsea, for those who don’t share my epic taste in TV!) for my bf, knowing full well he’d refuse to use it and I could steal it! It’s from Toxic Fox.

The “Understated is Overrated” one was a gift, and another of my life mottoes! It’s faux Kate Spade, bought in Singapore, I believe.

The penguin was my first phone case, a gift from my bf from Case Mate. It has flappy feet! And a haughty expression! The best combination, I’m sure you’ll agree…

And the sparkly one was another gift from Singapore, I always got loads of comments and compliments on it!

Goodbye my friends, it’s hard to die…

:-p

Have a great weekend everyone!

Love,

The Styletterie

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 It’s nearly over!

I bought this top for the 2002 World Cup. It so perfectly encapsulated (and still does) my feelings on the subject. I used to wear it with a white trouser suit and red and white shell toes ‘coz that’s just how I rolled when I was 15….

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I can never express in words how grateful I am that I was the last generation of teenagers to exist in a pre-camera phone world!

*phew*

Love,

The Styletterie

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I should really stop eating so many Kinder Surprises and do some work…!

Not until I’ve got Jasmine though. Obviously.

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Happy Friday and have a great weekend!

Love,

The Styletterie

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I’ve never been nominated for anything before! This is just like the Oscars! I’d like to thank the Academy… :-p Ok I’d actually like to thank the excellent Good Niamhning for nominating me. Her blog is awesome, go check it out!

Rules
1. Acknowledge the blogger who nominated you and display the award.
2. Answer eleven questions the blogger gives you.
3. Give eleven random facts about yourself.
4. Nominate eleven blogs you think are worthy of the award (but they must have less than 200 followers).
5. Let the bloggers know you nominated them.
6. Give them eleven questions to answer

 

Here are my answers to her (surprisingly difficult) questions:

1. What is your dream job?

My dream as a kid was always to be a super-famous pop star but the ability to carry a tune, alas, also remained within my dreams. Realistically, I’d love to be a writer, or a stylist, or some combination of the above. And a super-famous Hollywood actress by night! And a detective! And a professional pizza taster! And also the Queen!

2. What is your most embarrassing story?

Story? Singular? You must be joking. Hmm, if I had to choose, it would probably be the time I tried to wave at a boy I was desperately into and crashed my bike into a statue because I wasn’t looking where I was going. Or the time I tripped and fell into a guy’s arms in a club which almost felt like it might be a meet-cute until I reared up and head butted his nose then ran out while he lurched around clutching his face. Or maybe the time…..(seriously, I could do this all night)

3. Where is your favourite city in the world?

There are so many cities I still haven’t visited that may turn out to be my favourite but so far, I’ve had really good experiences in Los Angeles, Dublin, New York, Stockholm and Athens. And I’ve lived in London my whole life because it’s amazing. And I think Paris is overrated. Sorry.

4. What is your favourite book?

Wah? Are you trying to kill me? That’s an impossible question! But books that I have loved include Matilda – Roald Dahl, The Faraway Tree series – Enid Blyton, Summer Sisters – Judy Blume (what? I was a teenage girl once and Judy Blume is awesome!), The Madness of a  Seduced Woman – Susan Fromberg Schaeffer, How to be a Woman – Caitlin Moran and The Beauty Myth – Naomi Wolf. I’m also super-excited for the release of The Vagenda book next month!

5. If you were only allowed to use one beauty product forever more, what would it be?

Lip balm, probably Blistex or Vaseline. I can’t bear having dry lips.

6. Do you have any hidden/not so hidden talents?

No. I’m frequently described as a good listener so…no.

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7. What is the thing you like best about yourself?

I’m a good listener?

I think I’m quite nice, I hate seeing people upset.

8. What was your outfit today?

Fairly dull actually. I’m at work so I’m wearing black treggings, my black ballerina “Cecilia” flats from Office (the best flats ever, and they usually do a sale around Easter…) and a white boho-y top from Next that I bought last summer but am wearing for the first time today because I worry that it looks a bit maternity-y. Silver and blue vintage earrings, a silver bangle, and a touristy evil eye bracelet from Athens make up my jewellery. And I’m wearing my new-ish Primark spring trench with faux-leather sleeves.

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9. Do you have a hero?

Can I plagiarise Matthew McConaughey here? No? Ok, Cher Horowitz, Blair Waldorf and Summer Roberts combined, with a dash of Rory Gilmore.

10. Dogs or cats?

Goldfish.

11. If you were on death row, what would be your final meal: starter, main and dessert?

Starter: Pizza, souvlakia imported from Greece, McDonald’s, Chinese and ice cream (what? it’s not like I’ll be watching my weight…)
Main: My sister’s roast beef, with Yorkshire puddings, roast potatoes, carrots, sweetcorn and gravy. Omg, I’m hungry now…
Dessert: Hmm, what takes a really really long time to eat?

11 Random Facts about Meeeeeee

– I looked up why it’s called the Liebster Award. (Apparently “liebster” means “dearest”, “beloved” or “sweetheart” in German).
– My main life goal is to eat McDonald’s on every continent.
– My nicknames are Dim and Rooney.
-My spirit animal is Amy March from “Little Women”.
– I never cry in real life but put me in front of a moderately, slightly, not-quite-super-happy movie and I will flood the cinema.
– I want to look like Salma Hayek when I grow up. (I’m 27 and starting to lose hope…)
– I am rubbish at all sports. I actually picked my secondary school on the basis that they didn’t have a sports day. (And then they introduced one. Naturally.)
– I am the youngest of 4 siblings (and not at all spoilt ;-p)
– I think Eminem is the greatest poet of my generation.
– My favourite movie is “Grease” and I know every line.
– I have a massive crush on Beast in “Beauty and the Beast”. (The castle, complete with library, ballroom and a million adorable members of staff, has nothing to do with it.)

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Totally randomly, while I was looking for pictures of the Beast, I came across this, which may just be the coolest thing ever!:

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Ok, and now 11 questions I would like my chosen blogs to answer:

-What is the meaning of life? (Ok, that one’s optional)

– What was your best ever holiday and why?
– Who is your style icon?
– What do you want to be when you grow up?
– How did you choose the name for your blog?
– Favourite TV show and ultimate TV crush?
– What song do you listen to when you need cheering up?
– What are you most proud of?
– Place you’d most like to visit?
– Do you speak any other languages?
– What’s the best fancy dress costume you’ve ever done?
– Coke or Pepsi? (Just kidding! No one likes Pepsi.)
– Favourite Disney movie and heroine?

And here are the blogs I’m nominating! (Apologies if you do have over 200 followers, I wasn’t certain how to check!):

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The Adventures of Char Bar
Sometimes I wear tiaras
Chelsea Rose
Beauty & the butcher
A touch of Vivian
Sundays 4 you
Is this why I’m still single?
The Dirty Pretty Little Thing
20something
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Happy blogging! 😀

 

Thank you!

 

Love,

The Styletterie

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Ok so this has nothing to do with style or fashion but it just makes me laugh everytime I see it so I thought I’d share!

Happy Friday!

Love,

The Styletterie

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Truer words have never been spoken…

I was watching Gossip Girl again recently and just remembering why Blair Waldorf is:

a.) The absolute BEST

b.) My ultimate girl crush

c.) The absolute BEST

*sigh*

And, as if she wasn’t perfect enough (and forgive me for being a bit behind the times here), the fact that Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are supposedly ENGAGED is just too much for me! Seriously, having Seth and Blair kiss in a movie is almost more than I can cope with. But having two of my all-time favourite characters from two of my all-time favourite shows actually be in love and then throw in the the possibility of future procreation?

Priceless.

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Love,

The Styletterie

(Blair memes found at:

http://purduecco.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/what-does-it-take-to-be-a-real-life-blair-waldorf/

and

http://s-kamberova.tumblr.com/)

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Following on from my current/rediscovered  Archie obsession

Both of these are now hanging in my room.

The boyfriend isn’t happy!

😉

Love,

The Styletterie